details: 'mom jokes'

« prev index next »

General information

Mini Map

Players

team 1
Orcel_sin_nombre_2 (green | 68 APM | 1107 actions | 16:16)
Hero icon 3 Blademaster
Ability icon 2 Wind Walk
Ability icon 1 Critical Strike
Hero icon 2 Shadow Hunter
Ability icon 1 Healing Wave
Ability icon 1 Hex

» actions
Assign group hotkey16
Basic commands31
Build / train75
Enter build submenu17
Enter hero's abilities submenu5
Give item / drop item2
Right click326
Select / deselect163
Select group hotkey428
Use ability44
1107 total
» units
Peon16
Grunt7
Tauren7
Shaman2
Spirit Walker3
35 total
» upgrades
Armor1
Melee Weapons2
Berserker Strength1
Shaman Training2
Spirit Walker Training2
Pulverize1
9 total
» buildings
Orc Burrow8
Altar of Storms1
Voodoo Lounge1
Barracks1
War Mill2
Stronghold2
Watch Tower2
Great Hall1
Fortress4
Spirit Lodge2
Tauren Totem2
26 total
» build order
00:24 Orc Burrow
00:36 Altar of Storms
00:52 Voodoo Lounge
01:50 Orc Burrow
01:57 Barracks
02:04 War Mill
02:28 Orc Burrow
04:03 Stronghold
04:03 Stronghold
04:20 Watch Tower
04:29 Watch Tower
05:30 Great Hall
06:28 Fortress
06:29 Fortress
06:29 Fortress
06:36 Orc Burrow
08:21 Spirit Lodge
08:24 Spirit Lodge
09:32 Tauren Totem
09:33 Tauren Totem
10:18 Orc Burrow
12:52 War Mill
13:43 Orc Burrow
13:46 Orc Burrow
13:48 Orc Burrow
» items
Healing Salve3
Lesser Clarity Potion2
Orb of Lightning1
6 total
Random» UndeadLW-Stupidus (orange | 76 APM | 1229 actions | 16:16)
Hero icon 4 Death Knight
Ability icon 2 Death Coil
Ability icon 2 Unholy Aura
Hero icon 2 Crypt Lord
Ability icon 1 Impale
Ability icon 1 Spiked Carapace

» actions
Assign group hotkey34
Basic commands98
Build / train43
ESC pressed2
Enter build submenu24
Enter hero's abilities submenu6
Give item / drop item2
Right click591
Select / deselect150
Select group hotkey228
Use ability50
1229 total
» units
Acolyte10
Ghoul3
Crypt Fiend6
Obsidian Statue2
Goblin Zeppelin1
Goblin Shredder1
Frost Wyrm2
Green Dragon1
26 total
» upgrades
Burrow1
Web1
Creature Attack2
Creature Carapace1
Freezing Breath1
6 total
» buildings
Ziggurat8
Crypt2
Altar of Darkness1
Tomb of Relics2
Graveyard1
Halls of the Dead1
Necropolis1
Slaughterhouse1
Sacrificial Pit1
Black Citadel1
Boneyard2
21 total
» build order
00:17 Ziggurat
00:29 Crypt
00:39 Altar of Darkness
01:05 Tomb of Relics
01:09 Tomb of Relics
01:37 Graveyard
02:03 Ziggurat
03:52 Crypt
04:53 Ziggurat
05:07 Halls of the Dead
06:24 Necropolis
07:28 Slaughterhouse
07:35 Sacrificial Pit
07:52 Ziggurat
09:30 Black Citadel
10:13 Ziggurat
10:16 Ziggurat
11:56 Boneyard
11:57 Boneyard
13:50 Ziggurat
13:57 Ziggurat
» items
Rod of Necromancy1
1 total
Orcgwee (blue | 51 APM | 831 actions | 16:16)
Hero icon 3 Far Seer
Ability icon 1 Feral Spirit
Ability icon 2 Chain Lighting

» actions
Build / train60
Enter build submenu29
Enter hero's abilities submenu3
Give item / drop item1
Right click428
Select / deselect226
Use ability84
831 total
» units
Peon15
Wind Rider7
Raider6
Troll Batrider1
29 total
» upgrades
Spiked Barricades2
Ensnare1
Ranged Weapons1
Armor1
Melee Weapons1
Envenomed Spears1
7 total
» buildings
Orc Burrow4
Altar of Storms1
War Mill1
Voodoo Lounge1
Watch Tower18
Great Hall2
Stronghold2
Beastiary2
Fortress1
32 total
» build order
00:10 Orc Burrow
00:42 Altar of Storms
00:55 War Mill
01:47 Voodoo Lounge
02:08 Watch Tower
02:28 Watch Tower
02:53 Watch Tower
03:28 Watch Tower
04:00 Watch Tower
04:03 Watch Tower
04:32 Watch Tower
04:42 Watch Tower
05:14 Great Hall
05:37 Watch Tower
06:12 Great Hall
06:15 Watch Tower
06:25 Stronghold
06:43 Watch Tower
07:28 Watch Tower
07:38 Orc Burrow
07:50 Watch Tower
08:38 Watch Tower
08:56 Beastiary
09:17 Beastiary
09:44 Watch Tower
10:03 Watch Tower
10:21 Orc Burrow
10:59 Watch Tower
11:09 Watch Tower
11:52 Orc Burrow
13:31 Fortress
» items
Healing Salve4
Lesser Clarity Potion7
Scroll of Town Portal5
Scroll of Speed1
17 total
NightElfWaterBuffalo (teal | 28 APM | 461 actions | 16:16)
Hero icon 4 Priestess of the Moon
Ability icon 2 Trueshot Aura
Ability icon 2 Searing Arrows

» actions
Build / train43
Enter build submenu16
Enter hero's abilities submenu5
Right click191
Select / deselect180
Use ability26
461 total
» units
Wisp16
Archer5
Hippogryph5
Chimaera3
29 total
» upgrades
Strength of the Wild1
Hippogryph Taming1
Corrosive Breath1
Improved Bows1
Marksmanship1
Reinforced Hides1
6 total
» buildings
Altar of Elders1
Moon Well7
Ancient of War1
Tree of Ages1
Tree of Eternity2
Ancient of Wind1
Tree of Life1
Chimaera Roost2
Hunter's Hall1
17 total
» build order
00:24 Altar of Elders
00:32 Moon Well
01:29 Ancient of War
02:30 Moon Well
02:55 Tree of Ages
03:25 Moon Well
05:16 Tree of Eternity
05:20 Ancient of Wind
06:38 Moon Well
08:18 Tree of Life
08:49 Chimaera Roost
08:51 Chimaera Roost
09:01 Hunter's Hall
09:06 Moon Well
13:10 Moon Well
14:19 Moon Well
team 2
NightElfPhilando (yellow | 61 APM | 984 actions | 16:10)
Hero icon 5 Warden
Ability icon 2 Fan of Knives
Ability icon 3 Blink

» actions
Assign group hotkey32
Basic commands52
Build / train46
ESC pressed5
Enter build submenu22
Enter hero's abilities submenu5
Give item / drop item2
Right click433
Select / deselect195
Select group hotkey140
Use ability52
984 total
» units
Wisp19
Huntress5
Dryad4
Mountain Giant1
29 total
» upgrades
Ultravision1
Abolish Magic1
Hardened Skin1
Resistant Skin1
4 total
» buildings
Altar of Elders1
Moon Well6
Hunter's Hall1
Ancient of War1
Ancient Protector2
Tree of Ages1
Ancient of Wonders2
Ancient of Lore2
Tree of Life2
Tree of Eternity1
19 total
» build order
00:07 Altar of Elders
00:09 Moon Well
01:22 Hunter's Hall
01:44 Ancient of War
02:07 Moon Well
02:28 Ancient Protector
03:39 Moon Well
03:44 Tree of Ages
04:01 Ancient Protector
04:31 Ancient of Wonders
04:34 Ancient of Wonders
05:53 Moon Well
06:15 Ancient of Lore
06:17 Ancient of Lore
10:03 Tree of Life
11:22 Tree of Eternity
12:42 Tree of Life
13:05 Moon Well
13:07 Moon Well
» items
Moonstone1
Potion of Mana2
Potion of Healing2
5 total
UndeadTheWickedOne (red | 57 APM | 917 actions | 16:05)
Hero icon 3 Death Knight
Ability icon 2 Death Coil
Ability icon 1 Unholy Aura
Hero icon 1 Tauren Chieftain
Ability icon 1 Endurance Aura

» actions
Assign group hotkey17
Basic commands115
Build / train43
Enter build submenu14
Enter hero's abilities submenu4
Give item / drop item1
Remove unit from queue1
Right click360
Select / deselect143
Select group hotkey139
Use ability80
917 total
» units
Acolyte3
Ghoul6
Crypt Fiend4
Frost Wyrm2
Tauren2
17 total
» upgrades
Web1
Shaman Training1
Armor1
Melee Weapons1
4 total
» buildings
Crypt1
Graveyard1
Altar of Darkness1
Ziggurat7
Tomb of Relics1
Halls of the Dead1
Black Citadel1
Sacrificial Pit1
Spirit Tower1
Boneyard2
Spirit Lodge1
Tauren Totem2
Orc Burrow4
24 total
» build order
00:11 Crypt
00:27 Graveyard
00:57 Altar of Darkness
01:01 Ziggurat
01:17 Tomb of Relics
02:38 Ziggurat
05:01 Halls of the Dead
05:40 Ziggurat
08:42 Black Citadel
08:47 Sacrificial Pit
09:37 Spirit Tower
10:18 Ziggurat
10:20 Ziggurat
10:21 Ziggurat
10:23 Ziggurat
11:11 Boneyard
11:12 Boneyard
11:28 Spirit Lodge
11:30 Tauren Totem
11:31 Tauren Totem
13:55 Orc Burrow
13:56 Orc Burrow
13:56 Orc Burrow
13:57 Orc Burrow
» items
Rod of Necromancy6
Healing Salve1
Lesser Clarity Potion1
Potion of Healing2
Scroll of Town Portal3
13 total
OrcJustSurly (pink | 25 APM | 222 actions | 08:54)
Hero icon 2 Tauren Chieftain
Ability icon 1 War Stomp
Ability icon 1 Endurance Aura

» actions
Assign group hotkey2
Basic commands6
Build / train25
Enter build submenu8
Enter hero's abilities submenu2
Remove unit from queue1
Right click54
Select / deselect48
Select group hotkey62
Use ability14
222 total
» units
Peon11
Grunt6
17 total
» upgrades
Melee Weapons2
Armor1
3 total
» buildings
Altar of Storms1
Orc Burrow3
Barracks1
War Mill1
Voodoo Lounge1
Stronghold1
Great Hall1
Fortress1
10 total
» build order
00:29 Altar of Storms
00:39 Orc Burrow
00:55 Barracks
01:11 War Mill
01:54 Orc Burrow
02:38 Voodoo Lounge
03:18 Orc Burrow
04:57 Stronghold
05:47 Great Hall
07:21 Fortress
OrcAltTabber (purple | 21 APM | 349 actions | 16:16)

» actions
Basic commands4
Build / train24
Enter build submenu52
Remove unit from queue1
Right click93
Select / deselect121
Use ability54
349 total
» units
Peon17
17 total
» upgrades
Spiked Barricades3
Reinforced Defenses1
4 total
» buildings
War Mill2
Orc Burrow1
Watch Tower48
Stronghold1
Altar of Storms1
Fortress1
54 total
» build order
01:48 War Mill
01:52 Orc Burrow
03:05 Watch Tower
03:06 Watch Tower
03:07 Watch Tower
03:09 Watch Tower
03:50 Watch Tower
04:46 Watch Tower
04:50 Watch Tower
05:02 Watch Tower
05:06 Watch Tower
05:12 Watch Tower
05:25 Watch Tower
05:29 Watch Tower
05:39 Watch Tower
05:43 Watch Tower
05:56 Watch Tower
06:08 Watch Tower
06:11 Watch Tower
06:28 Watch Tower
06:34 Watch Tower
07:01 Stronghold
07:20 Watch Tower
07:23 Watch Tower
07:34 Watch Tower
07:41 War Mill
07:58 Altar of Storms
09:22 Fortress
09:40 Watch Tower
09:43 Watch Tower
09:49 Watch Tower
10:48 Watch Tower
10:51 Watch Tower
10:56 Watch Tower
10:57 Watch Tower
11:01 Watch Tower
11:04 Watch Tower
11:08 Watch Tower
12:34 Watch Tower
12:37 Watch Tower
12:42 Watch Tower
12:46 Watch Tower
13:26 Watch Tower
13:29 Watch Tower
13:36 Watch Tower
13:39 Watch Tower
13:41 Watch Tower
13:43 Watch Tower
14:50 Watch Tower
14:55 Watch Tower
14:59 Watch Tower
16:06 Watch Tower
16:08 Watch Tower
16:11 Watch Tower

Chat log

(00:22 / Allies) JustSurly: you are noob purple
(00:41 / Allies) AltTabber: so is ur mom
(00:45 / Allies) AltTabber: but I'm not complaining
(00:49 / Allies) AltTabber: she gives good head at least
(00:49 / Allies) JustSurly: i'm on the pohone with my mom
(00:56 / Allies) AltTabber: send her my regards
(00:59 / Allies) JustSurly: i should jack your jaw kid
(01:12 / Allies) AltTabber: I'd drop your dick in the dirt with a left hook fatty
(01:15 / Allies) JustSurly: and there's nothing you could do about it
(01:23 / Allies) AltTabber: I'd shatter your jaw into a million little pieces
(01:34 / Allies) AltTabber: I'd drop kick you in the chest and make your heart explode
(01:38 / Allies) AltTabber: NATURE BOY
(01:39 / Allies) AltTabber: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
(01:44 / Allies) TheWickedOne: purple your playing?
(02:22 / Allies) AltTabber: I'll rip your head right off after I strangle you to death with my bare hands
(02:47 / Allies) JustSurly: u r noob
(02:49 / Allies) JustSurly: just be quiet
(02:55 / Allies) AltTabber: You're a noob
(02:57 / Allies) AltTabber: 54-59
(02:58 / Allies) TheWickedOne: pink stfu
(02:58 / Allies) AltTabber: pathetic
(03:05 / Allies) JustSurly: let's bury the hatchet
(03:20 / Allies) AltTabber: after I bury my dick in your mom's ass
(03:27 / Allies) JustSurly: u just don't know how to quit
(03:38 / Allies) AltTabber: do something about it, kid
(03:46 / Allies) JustSurly: i would if you were here
(03:48 / Allies) TheWickedOne: lmao
(03:54 / Allies) AltTabber: you'd mumble at me
(03:57 / Allies) AltTabber: i'm so scared
(04:04 / Allies) JustSurly: i would intimidate you
(04:15 / Allies) AltTabber: I'm intimidated by fat sacks of shit you're right
(04:26 / Allies) JustSurly: your big mouth will get you into trouble
(04:28 / Allies) AltTabber: you could sit on me or any normal man and crush us
(04:41 / Allies) AltTabber: not from you, nancy boy
(04:43 / Allies) JustSurly: how big are you purple
(04:52 / Allies) AltTabber: ask your mom
(04:55 / Allies) AltTabber: no complaints so far
(05:07 / Allies) JustSurly: how physically strong are you
(05:15 / Allies) JustSurly: you are a 110 lb nerd who sits at his computer al lday
(05:19 / Allies) AltTabber: strong enough to manhandle your mom
(05:26 / Allies) JustSurly: ain't she something
(05:32 / Allies) AltTabber: yeah she's fiesty
(05:34 / Allies) AltTabber: a real freak in the bed
(06:07 / Allies) JustSurly: u may be strong enough to manhandle my mom but you coujldnt' me
(06:22 / Allies) AltTabber: no one can move the human blob
(06:52 / Allies) AltTabber: lost a hero to creeps
(06:56 / Allies) AltTabber: your record makes sense
(07:01 / Allies) JustSurly: you are distracting me noob
(07:07 / Allies) AltTabber: you're just not very good
(07:15 / Allies) Philando: omw red
(07:16 / Allies) AltTabber: unlike your mom, she's got head game for days
(07:31 / Allies) Philando: wow?
(07:36 / Allies) TheWickedOne: go
(08:05 / Allies) TheWickedOne: bm
(08:19 / Allies) JustSurly: so really how strong are you
(08:36 / Allies) AltTabber: I throw your mom around easy enough
(08:37 / Allies) JustSurly: or are you a 13 year old punk
(08:39 / Allies) AltTabber: she loves it rough
(08:51 / Allies) JustSurly: i don't have to listen to this
(08:53 / Allies) Philando: lumber pelae
(08:59 / Allies) TheWickedOne: i got
(09:02 / Allies) TheWickedOne: stay

(10:43 / Allies) TheWickedOne: purp gimme some towers over here
(10:49 / Allies) TheWickedOne: lol
(11:43 / Allies) TheWickedOne: too late
(12:08 / Allies) TheWickedOne: forget green

(14:27 / Allies) TheWickedOne: go
(14:55 / Allies) Philando: getting gaints
(15:04 / All) gwee: lol
(15:24 / Allies) TheWickedOne: b
(15:44 / Allies) Philando: red
(16:01 / Allies) TheWickedOne: ;/
(16:03 / Allies) TheWickedOne: sorr man
(16:15 / All) AltTabber: gg had a noob team